The UK shoulda been thrown out of the EU, in my umble ope. When the nay-sayers of Ukip mob got a third tranche of MEPs, raising their numbers to the No. 1 slot, I reckon the Germans shoulda called time on Britain's lackadaisical membership.
In truth this is more or less what happened anyway. Cameron went cap in hand to Merkel, begging her to help him out, but she gave him nix. She was choosing the Greeks, Hungarians and all the other small nations over Britain, thinking a platter of little fish to fry was better than one over-rated whopper.
star warts victim
whether they be genital or just
plain upstaged by beauty’s spot denial
got to take their homilies on trust
walk thru the smile
sex is hot on Sundays in between
chats with politicians hurricane
spats in Spain & other hats on screen
Shaxberd put it rather well forget
how just now hold on an arse an arse
swap my kingdom forrit smarmy get
Kevin would parse
so it's hang yr prancing plimsolls up
make a play at summat else for inst
close a school of drama put a stop
to getting pissed
loved it when you dealt with shit on flix
boy just call the writers in they say
'ouse of cads was past its fix no tricks
must be a way
Letters to the Jed
A Damn Good War
Let's be honest with the lads & lasses, all this Brexit nonsense would be set aside if the YUKE and the EEK had a decent bloody war on their hands. Give them seven-to-ten to sort out some common agreed foe – those dirty dog-eaters would do nicely – then all our bygones would begone. We could patch the whole thing up with a single act of cuddle. Ignore the garlic, what are we waiting for? Strap the old helm on and let's get back to civilisation as we know and love it.
- Archie Locost
Tributes To Poets Living & Dead
Tear down bone apart.
by Bilko Sergeant
Only gonna say this once, Stee
Was onto such a good thing
Lately. The sad wallpaper is green.
So around ten the cops showed,
that Irish Bum/Merryweather fight. Toxic
Believe me, I should of knew. Tore
Off like a strip, then split. What
Sicked most, though, was all them
Third Reich leds dancing on Ikea.